Monday, June 1, 2009

I Like Mondays: End of Year

Here are the five reasons I like Mondays this week:

1. Today is the last Monday of the 2008-2009 school year. Yes, I am still teaching this week. Today some of my very special students earned a Cheeto party. The scent of corn, powdered cheese, and puberty is a pervasive, compelling odor that I'm sure to be scrubbing from my nostrils in the days to come.

2. Though I am suffering from one of the all-time great sinus infections this world has ever known, I have found a smell that breaks through to my long-abused odor receptors: corn, powdered cheese, and puberty. Ahhh.

3. Dexy is having surgery this week. I am intermittently crying and shaking at the prospect, but I'm being assured by parents, doctors, teachers, virtual friends, and strangers on the street that his health will improve greatly once the surgery is over. (Dexy is having tubes placed in both ears and his adenoids are being removed.) His surgery will be Wednesday morning, please think of us!

4. The MTV Movie Awards contained what I felt to be the appropriate amount of Robert Pattinson exposure. And who knew Jim Carrey could still be funny? Surprises all around! Except for the awards, of course- everybody knew who was going to win.

5. Princess helped her daddy make supper last night. Macaroni and cheese. Kraft. Blue box. Classic. Princess helped pour in the macaroni, stir up the "cheese," and ate FOUR BOWLS of her handiwork. Sven, showing amazing initiative, heard on the radio that one way to encourage picky eaters to eat more was to have them help prepare the food. Miss Picky ate enough for Sven to declare the experiment a rousing success.

For her part, Princess told her daddy, "This is the best macaroni and cheese I ever had!"

Swish!

3 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I;m sure the surgery willbe fine!

I haven't watched the entire MTV show yet. But I watched about 15 minutes and wanted to throw up every time I saw R Pat.

the domestic flunky said...

I love it! 1) I'm familiar with those smells! 2) I LOVE CHEETOS. 3) The surgery will be fine! 4) MTV Awards?!? Is that where they give prizes like "Best Smooch"?!? 5) Send Princess to my house. I need a chef and Mac 'n Cheez will compliment the rest of my diet perfectly.

3 Bay B Chicks said...

I read the news about your boy. I'll be keeping everyone in your family in my thoughts and prayers this week.

I also have to tell you that I have read a number of posts re the MTV movie awards today. You are one of the who felt there was adequate airtime for our dear Robert Pattinson.

Funny, funny girl.

-Francesca