I got Sven:
1. A remote controlled helicopter.
2. A tiny device called an "Eviltron" which randomly emits scary sounds and is now stuck to our refrigerator.
3. A pair of Stewie Griffin pajama pants.
4. A life-size Taun Taun sleeping bag with light saber zipper pull and intestine-printed lining.
Sven got me:
1. A firm chair-pillow so I can be more comfortable while blogging in bed.
2. A silver and mother-of-pearl heart-shaped locket with pictures of Dexy and Princess inside, which he printed, cut, and installed himself.
Sven wins again. My gifts to him were hilarious, his to me were thoughtful and touching.
But I guess I win, too. I hope you all had a merry Christmas!