Saturday, January 15, 2011

Dexy's Wisdom

Time: Monday, around 6:30 p.m.

Place: The Folksy Bathroom

Players: Dexy and Mom.

Dexy: Mommy, you know what?

Mom: What?

Dexy: Everybody's got a butt.

Mom: (after slight pause) Yes, that's true.

Dexy: And everybody's got bidness.  (Note: "Bidness" is Folksy-speak for gender-specific anatomy.)

Mom: (cautiously) Yes, they do.

Dexy: But boys and girls have different bidness.

Mom: Yes.

Dexy: And we all have two eyes.

Mom: Yes.

Dexy: And a nose.

Mom: That's right, honey.

Dexy: I want some cheese.