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Confession: I love real butter. Salted real butter. Salted, ORGANIC real butter. I have been known to bake a tube of pre-made biscuits and consume at least a half a stick of butter with those biscuits over the course of a day. (Okay, it was yesterday.)
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Confession: I cried when I read about Jesse James cheating on Sandra Bullock. I really thought they were the real deal.
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Confession: I think tattoos make a person look unprofessional, unless the tattoos are on the face. Then the person just looks insane.
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Confession: I talk to myself, and occasionally say things that really surprise me.
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Confession: I have never dusted anything voluntarily. When I was younger, I was firmly convinced that dusting accomplished nothing, and I have not changed that view.
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Confession: Chocolate icing is wasted on cake. Straight from the tub is the way to go.
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Confession: When I learn that a celebrity has undergone cosmetic surgery, I think less of that person.
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Confession: My inner monologue swears a lot.
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Confession: I judge any celebrity or politician based on their performance on Saturday Night Live. I still don't like Michael Buble, but the sketch he did with Jon Hamm entitled "Hamm and Buble" was hilarious. I am now lukewarm on the Bubs.
That is all.
