Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Random Confessions

Confession: I don't care for Michael Buble.  I know I'm supposed to like him, but the truth is, I don't trust anyone who was born after 1970 but claims to be "nostalgic" for the 1940's.

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Confession: I love real butter.  Salted real butter.  Salted, ORGANIC real butter.  I have been known to bake a tube of pre-made biscuits and consume at least a half a stick of butter with those biscuits over the course of a day.  (Okay, it was yesterday.)

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Confession: I cried when I read about Jesse James cheating on Sandra Bullock.  I really thought they were the real deal.

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Confession: I think tattoos make a person look unprofessional, unless the tattoos are on the face.  Then the person just looks insane.

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Confession: I talk to myself, and occasionally say things that really surprise me.

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Confession: I have never dusted anything voluntarily.  When I was younger, I was firmly convinced that dusting accomplished nothing, and I have not changed that view.

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Confession: Chocolate icing is wasted on cake.  Straight from the tub is the way to go.

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Confession: When I learn that a celebrity has undergone cosmetic surgery, I think less of that person.

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Confession: My inner monologue swears a lot.

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Confession: I judge any celebrity or politician based on their performance on Saturday Night Live.  I still don't like Michael Buble, but the sketch he did with Jon Hamm entitled "Hamm and Buble" was hilarious.  I am now lukewarm on the Bubs.

That is all.