Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Random Confessions

Confession: I don't care for Michael Buble.  I know I'm supposed to like him, but the truth is, I don't trust anyone who was born after 1970 but claims to be "nostalgic" for the 1940's.

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Confession: I love real butter.  Salted real butter.  Salted, ORGANIC real butter.  I have been known to bake a tube of pre-made biscuits and consume at least a half a stick of butter with those biscuits over the course of a day.  (Okay, it was yesterday.)

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Confession: I cried when I read about Jesse James cheating on Sandra Bullock.  I really thought they were the real deal.

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Confession: I think tattoos make a person look unprofessional, unless the tattoos are on the face.  Then the person just looks insane.

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Confession: I talk to myself, and occasionally say things that really surprise me.

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Confession: I have never dusted anything voluntarily.  When I was younger, I was firmly convinced that dusting accomplished nothing, and I have not changed that view.

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Confession: Chocolate icing is wasted on cake.  Straight from the tub is the way to go.

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Confession: When I learn that a celebrity has undergone cosmetic surgery, I think less of that person.

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Confession: My inner monologue swears a lot.

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Confession: I judge any celebrity or politician based on their performance on Saturday Night Live.  I still don't like Michael Buble, but the sketch he did with Jon Hamm entitled "Hamm and Buble" was hilarious.  I am now lukewarm on the Bubs.

That is all.

7 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I love those Swiffer dusters. They make dusting fun!!

And the whole Sandra/Jesse thing makes me so sad.

Barbaloot said...

I was pretty much take him or leave him on Michael till I saw him perform on Dancing with the Stars. He winked at me (through the TV) and I kinda fell in love.

I'm with you on the plastic surgery thing, although I'm not entirely opposed to implants, unless they're of the calf or rear variety. That's just weird.

Boy Mom said...

I think I'll be smiling the rest of the day.

I too cried about Sandra and Jesse.

Dusting? Really people, why put it back into the air it's just gonna settle right back. Of course, the futility of laundry comes dangerously close to dusting in my world.

"My inner dialog swears a lot" Love it!

The mad woman behind the blog said...

Amen to all of the above.

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Joanna said...

So my steadfast example of dusting annually whether needed or not made no impression?

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