Place: The Folksy House
Players: Deb and Princess
Princess: Mommy, when I grow up I'm going to have teats.
Deb: Well... we don't call them "teats" on humans. "Teats" are what we call them on animal mommies.
Princess: So what do we call yours?
Deb: Well, no-
Deb: Uh, that's-
Princess: Mom, just tell me what you call them.
Deb: Breasts. We call them breasts, honey.
Princess: That's disgusting.