Sven: Did you hear about Whoosits?
Deb: No, what's going on with him?
Sven: His wife left him.
Sven: Yes, she picked up the kids from school and sent him a text message that she was leaving.
Deb: A text message?
Deb: Seriously? A text message?
Sven: A text message.
Deb: Wow, that's bad.
Deb: Honey, I promise you, if I ever leave you...
Sven: (chuckles) Okay, I appreciate that.
Deb: ...I won't take the kids.
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