The one thing I'm most proud of when I take my kids out in public is the air of quiet sophistication we project. Take our recent trip to The Aquarium, a restaurant on the Kemah boardwalk:
This is Dexy, shrieking his pleasure in the fish tanks. Very subtle.
This is Princess, confiding in me that she believes the fish may eat her. Note the sophisticated pursing of the lips and the delicately widened eyes.
Dexy giving Sven subtle clues that he wants another bite.
I know you can't tell from this picture, but Princess had the spaghetti.
Sure, I'm a sophisticated kind of guy, but I like my french fries moist, cold, and hanging on my lip. Just like you.
And we're spent. Home to take a sophisticated nap after Mommy changes our sophisticated diaper.