Let's analyze this phrase:
If I Can Do It, ANYONE CAN!!
Really? So what you're saying, tiny blond woman who already looked good in a bikini, there is no one else on this planet who has more difficult time losing weight? No one else on earth has experienced the significance of your personal struggle with weight, so your two-weeks' worth of speed and plant estrogen is all it should take for anyone? Interesting.
Even Marie Osmond, bless her stretch pants, says it in her Nutri-System ads. Now, I love Marie, but if her message is that a celebrity with more time and resources at hand than most of us will ever command has even more of a struggle than we do, my love is somewhat tempered.
I confess this has begun to really offend me. I know you couldn't tell, since I hide my feelings so well.
I wish we could all accept the amazing and infinite variety that is humanity and stop trying to make everything a competition.
I know it's just a saying, but it's one I'm trying to avoid.
Now, for those of you who want my bread recipe, I'll be happy to share. It's so easy. In fact, if I can do it...