Sven: Did you hear about Whoosits?
Deb: No, what's going on with him?
Sven: His wife left him.
Deb: No!
Sven: Yes, she picked up the kids from school and sent him a text message that she was leaving.
Deb: A text message?
Sven: Yep.
Deb: Seriously? A text message?
Sven: A text message.
Deb: Wow, that's bad.
Sven: Yeah.
Deb: Honey, I promise you, if I ever leave you...
Sven: (chuckles) Okay, I appreciate that.
Deb: ...I won't take the kids.
Fin.
The Party Animal
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“My mother hired this critter to liven up my birthday party. 1986, Ribeirão
Preto, Brazil.” (submitted by IG @glaumir_muraca)
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4 comments:
You're so courteous! I wish you were here with me this weekend!
Adorable Hubby doesn't text I'll have to leave a message with the kids.
Hahahahahahaha!
Uh...no!
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