Letting Go: An Open Letter

Dear Project Runway,

I'm sorry to tell you in a letter, but things have to end between us.

You've changed.  At first, when you were gone for so long, I thought I could accept you on any terms, so desperate was I for you.

Now I know better.

Though we were together for five years.  I don't take that lightly.  But a relationship works two ways!  After five years, you move (to Lifetime), you change (from New York to Los Angeles), and you become some vapid, shallow image of your former self, with no thought to how that affects me?

No, I'm sorry.  I thought I could take a break and give you some time, but here you are, back for another season barely two months after the pitiful end to Season 6, and I'm just not ready.

Maybe, one day, we can be together again.  For now, we'll always have Season 2.