Relax, that's my only Rob reference today. I think the only problem with Awards Season is that it isn't long enough, and doesn't recognize a variety of celebrities. I mean, we get show after show about actors and musicians, but what about celebrity restauranteurs? Our current crop of award shows honor talent, mostly; where is the award for people who are simply attractive?
I'm so pleased to announce that Bravo will be airing the second annual A-List Awards: Honoring the "best" of television, food, fashion, design, and celebrity. And the best thing about it is, none of these awards is based at all on merit! The public gets to vote!
If I had to pick a category, it would be "Celebrity: A-List Kate." The winner of this category will win for being a person named Kate. Lest you believe this category to be too exclusive, they did include Cate (with a C) Blanchett. This is truly the land of opportunity.
If you are like me, you will be waiting with bated breath for this last gasp of awards season. Then I'll have to pack away my Oscar-shaped hat and Grammy gloves until next year brings me a new round of joy. I hope I can make it...