Sunday, October 10, 2010

Short Takes: Folksy Household

Deb: Sven, get in the bathroom and weigh yourself!

Sven: Why?

Deb: Because it says I haven't lost any weight at all in four days.  Just do it, okay?

Sven: Sure.  {Goes into the bathroom.  Returns.}  I lost seven pounds.

Deb: We're getting a divorce.


Princess: Mommy, you know panties?

Deb: Panties?  I believe I am familiar with panties.

Princess: You know the part of the panties where you put your legs through?

Deb: Yes, the leg holes.

Princess: The leg holes are the panties' nostrils.

Deb: That makes perfect sense to me.


Dexy: Want cheese, Mommy!

Deb: Okay.  {Hands him a cheese.}

Dexy: No, I don't want cheese.  I want a banana.

Deb: Okay.  {Takes back cheese, gets out a banana}

Dexy: No, I don't want a banana.  I want a Pop Tart.

Deb: No, no Pop Tarts.


Deb: How about a cheese?

Dexy: Okay.


Have a great week, everyone.


Kristina P. said...

Panty nostrils! Hahaha. Love it. I guess they would like to breathe.

Boy Mom said...

Ahhh a dose of Folksy Musings to start my week! Delightful!

I just finished season 2 of Mad Men. I think I'm in love!

Barbaloot said...

My scale sounds a lot like yours.