It would be difficult to draw attention to my daintily pointed ears in such a fashion.
Now, with glasses, I feel like a librarian: dowdy, frumpy, and old:
It turns out, Sven thinks I look like a librarian, too. Only Sven has a slightly different interpretation of the word:
Who knew? In any case, I feel a little better about the glasses. Once this pinkeye clears up (I know, how could I be more sexy, right?) I'll put on some makeup and take a picture of my new glasses. My hopes, frankly, aren't high, but who cares?
The way I look in Sven's eyes is better than any mirror.