Of course, I'm talking about the 5th of July.
Yes, you read that right. The 5th of July is Sven's birthday. This year he turns 36, the sexiest age a man can be.
Sven is a wonderful husband, but he is very difficult to shop for. This year, in honor of Billy Mays, I plan to give him many useful products As Seen on TV. I have chosen these products for their usefulness, but also for the message they send:
1. A Big City Slider station. Nothing says "I love you" like a tiny hamburger. Now, we can have our own restaurant-style sliders every day of the year! Or, once, and then never wash it!
2. The Awesome Auger. Nothing says "I love you" like a hole in the ground. Now, Sven can indulge his great love of digging. Then he can build a big fire in one of the new holes and grill sliders. It's a win-win.
3. Mighty Putty. Nothing says "I love you" like a wad of clay-like substance. Now Sven can stop all of those leaks! And I can indulge my love for hammering nails through PVC pipe!
4. The Water Jet pressure washer. Nothing says "I love you" like a tool designed to dislodge dirt, mold, and bird feces from your house. This has the added bonus of being a chore waiting to be done! Happy birthday, honey! Now get to work.
5. What Odor? odor-removal product. Nothing says "I love you" like a product designed to remove odors so offensive you previously considered throwing away/selling/euthanizing the source of the odor. I love you dear. What odor?
I love you, honey. Happy birthday.
You know this blog entry is your present, right?
8 comments:
So, I totally want one of the Big City Sliders. No joke. I might have to buy it for my next review. I love hamburgers!
RIP, Billy! Sob.
I so wish Sven a happy birthday! He's a great husband, father, and son-in-law! (A much more difficult achievement!)
Happy Birthday to Sven. A blog entry is the most thoughtful gift anyone can give. What a lucky guy he is to have you!
Send Sven our well wishes also! I'd say I'll call on Sunday, but I probably won't remember. That's way more than 24 hours from now and I have trouble remembering things that are 2 hours from now.
Did Billy die? Did I miss something?!?
PS: love the blog's new look!
Happy Birthday, Sven! You really should make Deb buy you an infomercial product, like a snuggie or something. :)
I thought of you guys as we visited your neck of the woods this week. Everything was awesome, but I missed our visit to La Kings. Boo hoo. Maybe next time.
Mighty putty and teeny tiny hamburgers. Woah! Sven must be the sexiest man alive to inspire such awesome gifts.
I really need to know if that "What odor ?" stuff really works...my Hubs fav chair could use a de-fuming right about now !
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