Place: The Folksy House
Players: Deb and Princess
Princess: Mommy, when I grow up I'm going to have teats.
Deb: Well... we don't call them "teats" on humans. "Teats" are what we call them on animal mommies.
Princess: So what do we call yours?
Deb: Um...
Princess: Boobies?
Deb: Well, no-
Princess: Boobs?
Deb: Uh, that's-
Princess: Mom, just tell me what you call them.
Deb: Breasts. We call them breasts, honey.
Princess: That's disgusting.
2 comments:
Teats is so much better.
Sounds like the time my brother told my niece the correct terminology for girls and she said, "Gross, Dad. You just made that up!"
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